Actual conversation I overheard on the CB*.
Jerry: "Eeerrr, Homebase?..."
HB: "Umm... Yes?..."
Jerry: "I have a problem can you assist?"
HB: "Sure, send us a picture of the issue and we'll do what we can"
HB: "Looks like you're stuck in the mud, let me get the original plans out and see what we can do"
HB: "Jerry, I can confirm the original plans did not include getting stuck in the mud"
Jerry: "It was an accident"
HB: "Oh! I've done that before. Have you tried crying until mommy changes your diaper?"
* Conversation may not have actually been overheard, or actually happened. Ok, you got me, I lied, I made it all up, but look at how cute the baby is, he made me do it.