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(I'm Batman. No Really)
TODAY IS... (these are real days)
- Invite an Alien to Live with You Day
- National Junk Food Day
- Take a Monkey to Lunch Day
REAL NEWS HEADLINES (and Joe's comments)
A New York family is claiming Jet Blue forced them off a flight after their 1-year-old kicked the passenger's seat in front of him. JOE: With the way air travel is now they should just change their name to Jet Black and Blue.
A new study found that 91% of plastic is not recycled.
JOE: In other plastic-related news, Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton are doing a farewell show.
CELEBRITY NEWS
- Sources say Rob Kardashian is currently seeing a professional counselor.
JOE: How bad do things have to get to be known as the crazy one in that family?
ON THIS DAY
- 1972... George Carlin was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and profanity on stage in Milwaukee, WI.
TODAY'S QUOTE
- “We must be our own before we can be another’s.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson
TODAY'S INTERESTING FACT
- 10% of the World’s population is left handed.
TODAY'S JOKE
- Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.
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