@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself here with an Emergency Broadcast Thing!
Ahhhhhhhh!
My shrink told me it's about time I took the tinfoil off the windows! So I did!
I started opening and closing the blinds like a normal person again! Everything was fine! I spent three hours every night peeking through the cracks just to be sure! There was nobody out there except for on Tuesday and I'm still waiting for that lady to come back and pick up her dog shit! I refuse to go outside until then! I yelled at her, barked at her dog, and all they did was run away! Morons!
I got bored sitting inside attempting to act normal! I just sat in my chair, staring at the wall! I didn't want anyone on the outside to become suspicious if they walked past and saw me doing anything else! I don't need any more cops here! I was afraid to blink!
I Decided to Turn On My Computer!
First, I made sure the coast was clear! Then I dropped down on the floor and slithered across the room like a snake! I even made that hissing sound! There were a few occasions when I had to pause and pretend I was invisible! I thought someone was outside! It worked!
Three hours later, I finally reached the coffee table! That was the last known location of my laptop! It wasn't there! I thought someone stole it!
I called my shrink to yell at her! She said, "This is a bad time!"
I then proceeded to slide to the kitchen to get more window foil when I noticed the computer was actually on the coffee table, but under a few books that I've been meaning to read! I haven't had the time! I'm a busy guy! Got shit to do!
I Logged On and Saw This!
Every Time I Look at that Photograph, I Pee A Little Bit!
If I wanted a golden shower, I'd go to that massage parlor I used to frequent and visit Tina! She used to be a ballerina! Or maybe that was Gina! I wish you could have seen her!
I'm not allowed inside that building anymore! How was I supposed to know where it would land! Don't put your face so close next time! That's why they invented safety goggles! Wear them!
Over Six Hundred People are Following Me!
I'm freakin' out, man!
The Little Blue Baby Alien Things are Going to Lick Us All!
Run for your lives!
