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nonameslefttouse
funny
2018-01-06 02:29
The Biggest and Greatest Post in the History of Blogging
@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself likes to go the extra mile. Competition is fierce around here! If you want to make it big, you gotta make it big! Hello! I hope you are doing well today! The
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nonameslefttouse
funny
2017-12-16 22:49
What is Christmas Without an 'L'?
So there I was, or, was I there? Doesn't matter. Strolling along, minding my business, I hear a song. It sounds sad and I'm becoming emotional within my mind, but I am a man, so I quickly looked around
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nonameslefttouse
life
2017-07-01 16:17
Minnows! I Need To Tell You This Before I Get Drunk Later. It's Important! Your Success Depends On It!
Exclamation points probably mean it's really important! Gather round, listen up! Stop Screwing Yourselves Up the Ass! Hi! My name is @NoNamesLeftToUse, The Writer/Artist Himself. I was once a minnow here,
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nonameslefttouse
funny
2017-06-26 18:05
It's Done: Hit #8
You know that thing you asked me to take care of? It's Done Warning: If you have stumbled across this message and are not intended recipient, you may be in danger. Put everything back in the box, just
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luchyl
PhotoFeed
2026-04-21 23:59
Promoted
Crown Of Thorns' Bloom - PhotoFeed Contest Macro Photography 166
Today’s Tuesday — which means it was choir practice day for me, as usual. After work I headed straight to church. Luckily, it was a clement weather today, no rain, good stuff! 😅 I got there in no time,
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nonameslefttouse
funny
2017-06-24 21:49
I Had a Great Idea! (Then I Forgot What it Was)
@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself here and today I can't remember what I was going to write about. Does this ever happen to you? You're driving along, paying attention to the road, hoping you
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nonameslefttouse
funny
2017-06-24 00:19
Today was the Day I Predicted a Tsunami
For reasons unknown to me at this time, I, @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself, Will make a prediction. Your Impending Doom First off, some fine print. I am not a certified psychic. Now that that
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nonameslefttouse
life
2017-06-22 23:14
Am I Being Hard Forked Up the Ass?
So. I'll try my best to make this funny so I don't sound like a whiny little bitch. What In Thee Actual Fuck is Going On! Do I suddenly suck at this game? Was it something I said? Is this because I flagged
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nonameslefttouse
funny
2017-06-01 21:35
Help! I'm Being Followed!
@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself here with an Emergency Broadcast Thing! Ahhhhhhhh! My shrink told me it's about time I took the tinfoil off the windows! So I did! I started opening and closing
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tonyz
Black And White
2026-04-16 16:12
Promoted
Paris View. Monomad Challenge.
High viewpoint from Montmartre. Getting dark soon.
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nonameslefttouse
funny
2017-05-18 22:47
It's Done: Hit #6
You know that thing you asked me to take care of? It's Done. Listen, I know you said a photo won't be necessary and I do thank you for paying in full upfront like that, but damn. You owe me a new wood
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nonameslefttouse
life
2017-05-14 20:15
Sunday's State of the NoNamesLeftToUse Address: A Damn Good Time to Invest in The Writer/Artist Himself
It's a great time to be a follower and curator of this long time member. I've been working my ass off! This Man Pads Wallets All Day Long As a content producer on this wave of the future, it's my job to
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nonameslefttouse
funny
2017-05-14 03:06
It's Done: Hit #5
You know that thing you asked me to take care of? It's Done. As requested, the final chunk was left on the beach where you normally jog. Finding it should be easy enough. Don't force your tears once the
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nonameslefttouse
funny
2017-05-13 03:32
Please Name This Thing and Tell Me What She Sees
I'd say the title sums it up nicely. Straight forward and to the point, like any good title should be. What Could Possibly Be the Matter? Here's a challenge that could easily earn you a dime or maybe more
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geraldine652
Aliento
2026-04-22 15:59
Promoted
Introduceyourself: Más vale tarde que nunca; Mi viaje de dos meses en Hive y quién soy detrás de la cámara/Better late than never; My 2-month journey on Hive
Hola, comunidad de Hive! 👋 Dicen que el tiempo vuela cuando te diviertes, y eso es exactamente lo que me ha pasado. Llevo un par de meses explorando este ecosistema, compartiendo algunas de mis pasiones,
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nonameslefttouse
funny
2017-04-30 00:36
This Man Has Finally Discovered How to Learn a New Language for Free
This Man was feeling a tad bit bored the other day and thought it was time to stir things up. This Man decided to sit down, think, and have a coffee. Sounds Normal Enough, Right? It wasn't though. This
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nonameslefttouse
life
2017-04-28 20:07
Missing: One Murder Weapon
Well this is embarrassing. I seemed to have misplaced my baby, the pick of the litter, the cream of the crop. Have You Seen My Baby? It was last used in an alley behind a few fancy head shops downtown
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nonameslefttouse
life
2017-04-21 02:28
Hi There: I'm Looking for New People to Follow
There are a few important criteria you must meet, but nothing too serious. I think we're all fussy when it comes to these things. It's only natural. We Like, What We Like As you've probably gathered from
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nonameslefttouse
funny
2017-04-15 18:53
Steemen
Look! I made something! I got so excited this morning when I saw the price spike and couldn't control myself! It Didn't Take Long Either! My creative juices were flowing full force. I felt inspired after
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berlinrebels
Deutsch D-A-CH
2026-04-20 15:52
Promoted
19 DAYS TO GO!
19 DAYS TO GO! Und wer mehr insides und News der Berlin Rebels möchte, der hört und schaut in unseren NEUEN PODCAST rein! Ja genau wir probieren es jetzt auch! 🏈 BE A REBEL. BE BERLIN. BE DIFFERENT!
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nonameslefttouse
life
2017-04-13 03:54
You There! How Would You Like to Get Paid to Read My Shit?
Are you sick of paying for your entertainment? Do warm, fuzzy feelings piss you off? Are you already thinking this must be some sort of scam? Are you answering yes within your mind as if someone is actually
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nonameslefttouse
funny
2017-04-10 21:40
The Shit Post
When I create, I give a shit. After hitting the post button, what I thought was the greatest thing to hit Steemit since shit hit the fan, never is... Why? Am I just not shitty enough? How much shit do
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nonameslefttouse
funny
2017-04-05 23:08
I Refuse to Hold Back On My Talents Just Because the Payouts Seem Low
Enough is enough! I... am an artiste! Producing poor quality posts to coincide with poor quality payouts is also known as... Poor Quality Attitude No Sir, Ma'am, It, These, Those and Them Over There. I,
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nonameslefttouse
funny
2017-02-21 01:16
The Bodies
People always ask me, "@nonameslefttouse, where do you keep the bodies?" I think I'm ready to show you. The Bodies I picked it up at the hardware store! It was on sale! It sure beats feeding
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