We Like, What We Like
As you've probably gathered from reading the words you've read so far, I'm currently seeking a few new people to follow. This is nothing personal towards those folks I already follow. You do good, I just want more. I can't seem to get enough.
I won't bore you to death with a long essay about my ideal candidates. This isn't a job interview. I'm not here to judge your character. I just have a few points which are very important to me.
The Points
1. Preferably female.
2. Someone who walks places and uses public transit. None of this hopping into random taxicab stuff.
3. Slow to medium pace.
4. Nice ass. If I'm going to spend the day following you around, I'll need something good to look at while we go from point 'A' to point 'B'.
5. Don't worry if you think it's too fat or too flat. I like variety. I get bored easy.
6. Have a routine. I don't want to have to sit around outside waiting. If you start work at eight, don't be late.
7. A coffee drinker who always stops at a coffee shop around ten in the morning. That's when I like to grab a cup. It's more efficient if I can kill two birds with one stone.
8. Someone who does not get suspicious of others. About three times per week I want to be able to get close enough to say, "Oh, hello. Fancy seeing you again." This should not lead to problems.
9. Be home around eight in the evening, no later. I can't miss my show.
10. No large, athletic, mixed martial art type boyfriends. Nerdy dudes who stay glued to their phones, never speaking to you, oblivious to their surroundings, those are fine.
I Don't Think I'm Asking for Too Much
That basically covers it. I spent a lot of time thinking about this and I doubt I left anything out. I'm open to considering a few trial runs. If you're not quite what I'm looking for, please don't take it personally. I'm sure you'll eventually find your ideal follower.
Anyway, I wish you all the best. Good luck!
