Does this ever happen to you?
You're driving along, paying attention to the road, hoping you don't run over some random crackhead who does not believe in crosswalks. Suddenly, an idea pops into your head and you think to yourself, "Dammit! Self! You are one sexy genius! Finally we have something to blog about! Hey! Get off the road asshole!"
The idea is gone and replaced by some dipshit who decided to be a distraction that day.
How does such a great idea come out of nowhere, then have the nerve to leave you stranded on the side of the road like that?
Didn't even have time to write it down. No chance to reach for the phone to secretly record a voice message to myself all while hoping the police don't see me committing the heinous act of using a device while driving. Probably for the best though. That dude would have been roadkill if I was busy opening apps.
So What Can Be Done to Resolve the Issue?
Say no to crack, I don't know.
What Do You Mean "I don't know?"
That's the part I forgot.
This Is Not How You Write an Article
You need to do better.
Okay! Fine! I'll wing it.
My solution is simple and I think this will make everyone's lives one hell of a lot more productive.
Since jotting great ideas down is one of the best ways to make up for a few faulty internal memory circuits, I shall do that now. You can try this at home too. I think it's safe enough. Nobody will get hurt so I could probably fire my team of lawyers and spend the money on one big party instead.
Hookers and Blow For Everyone!
Do you have A.D.D.? Concentrate man!
Pardon me. Back to what I was trying to say.
To avoid this problem in the future, all I will need to do is write down my great idea. So, here goes nothing.
Self, this message is here to remind you to never forget a good idea. Don't forget to remember stuff!
To Conclude
I wrote it down. I'll never forget anything again. Done deal and now the whole world knows what to do. Problem solved.
Ciao!
