Sounds Normal Enough, Right?
It wasn't though. This Man noticed something almost instantly. Two hot chicks were not speaking English! That fact alone does not bother This Man, but This Man had a feeling they were talking about This Man the entire time.
That Drove This Man Crazy!
So many questions ran through This Man's mind. What were they saying? Was it good? Were they laughing at This Man or with This Man? Were they talking about This Man's shoes or This Man's penis? Just what is going on here!
This Man finished up the coffee in record time and headed back home. It was time to learn something new.
Even though This Man took French class in school, that didn't seem to matter. This Man sometimes forgets how to tie shoes. Nevermind remembering anything beyond bonjour!
It Was Time to Google
'Learn language free'. Makes enough sense for Google to understand. This Man skimmed a few pages and stumbled across this little gem.
So Many Different Languages to Learn!
So very easy as well. It honestly feels like playing a video game. This Man approves!
This Man, after only a few hours of learning time, still can't speak or understand majority of these fancy new languages, but things are coming along nicely.
Have a Look at How Many Ways This Man Can Say Common Greetings
- Spanish: Hola. El queso es viejo y mohoso.
- French: Bonjour. Je suce encore la tête de ma mère.
- Italian: Ciao. Il mio pene si riduce ogni giorno.
- German: Hallo. Möchten Sie Kokain kaufen?
- Russian: Zdravstvuyte. YA zlilsya na tvoyu vodku.
- Japanese: Kon'nichiwa. Watashi wa bakana bakadesu.
Conclusion
So as you can clearly see, This Man is ready to take on the world! Learning those lines only took a few hours. Just imagine where a few days will lead!
Soon, This Man will be able to travel the globe fully confident and no longer feeling insecure about what those hot chicks might be saying. Until then, This Man will continue down this road of knowledge. This Man suggests you do the same!
Penikseni sanoo hyvästit!
