It's Done.
As requested, the final chunk was left on the beach where you normally jog. Finding it should be easy enough. Don't force your tears once the police arrive. They'll know. Just think about the time someone you actually cared about died. We'll be expecting the rest of the payment by Friday. Don't let us down.
Warning:
If you have stumbled across this message and are not the intended recipient, you may be in danger. Forget what you've seen today, slowly put the photo and letter back where you found it. Next to this is another box. Open it. Put on the hat, the shoes, the coat and if your pants aren't black, put on the pants. You'll also find a small 80's ghetto blaster. Press play. When the music starts, pick up the final item. Yes, there's only one. Put the white glove on, slowly. Do it like the glove has magic powers. Once you slip it on, turn your head violently and look to the sky. Pretend you've been energized by a beam coming down from the heavens. At this point Micheal Jackson should start singing. Dance! Dance like nobody's watching. Remember, you're being recorded for my Youtube channel and we only have one shot at this. DO NOT screw it up!
