Have You Seen My Baby?
It was last used in an alley behind a few fancy head shops downtown near 101 Street.
I remember I was jamming the body into my cool 80's van when I saw headlights. This struck me as odd because it was shortly before noon and most people don't use high beams until much later. That odd feeling started to melt all over my body and I began to rush things. I quickly threw everything else into the van(or so I thought) and got the hell out of there.
When I Got Home
I noticed she was gone. I looked everywhere, tore the van apart and put it back together.
My baby, how could I lose her! Sarah! I must have asked myself that question fifty or sixty times before I decided to go back to the scene.
The cops were everywhere, doing their thing. Some were leaning on a car laughing about something. Another one was pretending his baton was his penis. He'd walk up behind other members of the force and gently push his penis baton thing onto their ass regions. Some got angry, others giggled.
Then the Sergeant Came
So that's when I decided to hide behind a dumpster and have a listen. Nothing they said gave me any clues.
I then felt a strange sensation near my ass region. It was the penis baton cop guy, and he was asking me to leave.
Before departing I asked him, "Did you guys happen to find the murder weapon," and the cop said no. So at least I know where not to look.
This is the Most Recent Photo I Have of Her
If anyone has seen my baby or knows of any information, do not hesitate to leave a comment below. We must be reunited. It is a matter of life and death.
I thank you for your time and attention.
