Back in the 80's, as a young boy, I looked up to my heroes.
Did You Know They All Used to Have Wild Sex Parties?
I shit you not. They all used to cram into one big room and pound the living crap out of each other! I learned about it on the internet while trying to order a pizza online. It seems these days, one cannot simply order a pizza online without hearing about something incredibly heinous first.
Anyway, I was no longer hungry after being forced to watch Youtube video after Youtube video about things unrelated to a pizza place review. Eventually I decided to take in some sights. Unfortunately, Google images was acting a little on perverse side that day as well.
Then, I Found This!
The Love Child
That's what happened after the night when E.T. let Clifford the Dog have his way! Seriously!
There are conflicting reports though. I also heard Big Bird and Mr. T held E.T. down and wouldn't let him phone home.
I'm sorry I had to share this breaking news with you, but that's what I get for trying to order a pizza. I hope you can find a way to wipe this memory from your mind. I called my therapist. The sessions start today!
Hooray!
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