How to understand that your first date went badly?
❶ She brought with her some other guy.
❷ She cried when she heard that you were a Gemini by the horoscope.
❸ She plays with her hair, taking off the wig from her bald head.
❹ She periodically reminds you that you hurry, because she has an hourly payment, whatever one may say.
❺ It's been three hours since she left for the toilet.
❻ You can't pull your eyes away from her gorgeous Adam's apple.
❼ Through the visiting-room glass is almost not audible, and the parcel gutted by warden.
❽ She purposely ordered the most expensive cheeseburger in McDonald's. And a large fries!
❾ At 5 am it turned out that "she is not like that."
❿ While you won't in the basement, she was able to untie from the chair and now hides somewhere with a knife.
