Another funny assumption about Ronado fingering Marcelo's ass is that he was trying to help him
After Marcelo scored an amazing golazo leading Real Madrid to a victory against Valencia, it seams that doctor Ronaldo, gave him a treatment that helped him to get over a constipation.
Finally, now Marcelo can poop and he did it, being relieved and that just with the kindness of Ronaldo
Almost everyone of us went through a constipation at some point and Marcelo was suffering for so long time from such an issue, but fortunately Doctore Ronaldo was there to help right after Marcelo scored an amazing golatzo with Valencia.
Practically Ronaldo carried out an operation of getting out the cork that was blocking Marcelo's but. The doctors of Madrid said that the this kind of operation very difficult and that Ronaldo's fingers have something special talent.
More than that, Ronaldo has been nominated for FIFA's Ass d'Or (The famous Golden Ass) and he is most likely to get it this year.
This article is created as a joke so please take it as it it. It does not mean to denigrate anybody and it only means to make you lough about a funny situation
