This is a great contest theme.

1. Reveal the deep dark secret that Hive account@dandesign86's "wife", Hive account@damira, is actually his own alt-account, and she doesn't exist.
2. Tell Hive account@dj123 it's not ok to add "y" to the end of everyone's name since their own name is unfairly "-y" proof.
3. Tell Hive account@traf that a bot's reply was funnier than his original joke.
4. Ask Hive account@idikuci if Hive account@dj123 snores in bed.
5. Tell Hive account@steemnsfw to destroy their "special" hard drives before it's too late.
6. Tell Hive account@acolucky that I don't understand their art just yet.
7. Ask Hive account@punchline if Hive account@steemwizards is his wife.
8. Ask Hive account@rmsbodybuilding to provide a birth certificate to prove he's not half machine.
9. Ask Hive account@thevillan if he ever wears sleeves.

I also had hopes and dreams for a 100% vote from someone, but Hive account@idikuci beat me to it.