When Little Johnny got home from school, he went up to his dad and ask him what the government is. His dad thought for a while and answered, "Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is the Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future." "I still don't get it" responded the Little Johnny. "Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better," said the dad. "Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying because the baby had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. He saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he went back to sleep. The next day his dad asked him if he understand the goverment. Of course
The President is screwing the work force
Congress is fast asleep
Nobody cares about the people
And the future is full of shit!"