Her lips met with his lips. The taste of contagious garlic leaked from her mouth. Likewise, the scent of oats from his. Together, their embrace was destiny. Believe it or not, Oatmeal was truly attracted to Garlic. That was my vision today. Believe in this vision. Garlic is now your new thing. Even as Superman is a symbol of peace, justice, and the American Way, garlic will be the symbol of true love between a man and a woman.
2018-01-13 Saturday 10 PM OR163: Oatmeal Married Garlic:
2018-01-14 Sunday 2:18 PM CL: Posted to Steemit:
Oatmeal Joey Arnold
People call me oatmeal and you are what you eat. I'm the one and only Original Oatmeal. As I was going to sleep, Saturday night, I started daydreaming meeting a girl that was addicted to sucking on garlic just as much as I was. At the moment, there are two cloves of garlic in my mouth, one for each cheek, each side of my mouth. Be strong. Be bold. Find the symbols in your life necessary for moving on and moving forward to everything you believe in and stand for and let yourself go in some fantasy sometimes as in fifty shades of garlic and oatmeal together in a blender of love and rainbows forever together making oatmeal garlic babies. I'm a single man but will try to save myself, even as I was born, 1985, Februry 11, even as I turn 33, I try to save myself for Miss Garlic and nobody else until death do we slice our eyes in onion cries for anything else or less or better for sickness or health until death do us part and stuff.
