I just drank it ten minutes ago, so that's a bit of an exaggeration -- please don't be concerned OR think of the false promise this post title suggests.
Suicide is a very real and present danger, for more people TODAY, than ever before in history.
If you saw the post title, and started reading for the recipe to alleviate yourself from a cruel life of suffering and pain, try this instead:
1-800-273-8255
That's the Nat'l Suicide Prevention Line.
Call that number if you need help.
Help is there for you.
24 hours a day.
Every day.
Now, if you call that number and are put on hold,
I'd love to know the song they chose.
In fact, don't bother - A friend of mine is a 911 operator. I'll find out from her (without anyone tying up the phone lines from someone who really needs it) and I'll write a post about it with a YouTube link to that song.
What a great question!
WHAT song was selected to keep people from hanging up and self-terminating?
WOW
This blog post took a hard left turn from the far right lane of a one-way road...
Here's some catching up on where we're at and the original point of this post:
That was a post from a week and a half ago.
I'm full-on crushing the second half of this Testosterone maximizing experiment, and today was the first day including the ginger component.
9 grams of ginger powder weighed out and added to my morning protein shake, hence the title:
💀 The Morning Milkshake of Death 💀
WHOOOO!
Protein + 9 grams of ginger,
a delicious milkshake does NOT make!
Tomorrow I'm going to try adding the honey 🍯 to the milkshake to try to cut how spicy and hot it tastes 🔥
After the first gulp I had to water down the rest and it still burned all the way down.
No pain, no gain, right?!?
The recipe on the back of the package called for 4 grams - I was close enough without risking anything, or so I thought...
Field report from my gym sessions:
I weigh 200 pounds, and started this experiment weighing 190 six weeks ago.
When all pumped up after my workouts, people are looking at me in the locker room.
I've also been growing out the hair on my face and head this whole time, in the pursuit of a Biblical Sampson-esque vibe to further the strength and power angle.
I can't decide if this look demonstrates a fashion forward European or a homeless person...
Stay tuned for the perils of the ONE absolutely worst super common food that will DEVASTATE your endogenous testosterone levels!
Thanks for reading!