It rained today and with the humidity I have been noticing more mushrooms. Every time I think of mushrooms I am hungry. Here are some Haikus I came up with:
Unless there are soy sauce waves
Life is a beech tree
Not only do beech mushrooms grow on beeches, but they also grow on hornbeams, oaks, hazelnuts and other hardwood trees. Beech mushrooms may provide energy and bust the immune system, but one thing is sure...
They are really tasty mushrooms in a stir fry.
Soaked in a broth of gravy
Rosemary and Thyme
Cream of mushroom soup can be a comfort soup that warms the heart on a cold day. Try some parsley sage rosemary and thyme. Dip some rye bread in the soup and reminisce on times past.
She once was a true love of mine.
Worried about calories
Try some hemp seed oil
Hemp seed oil is a great choice if you are are going to fry mushrooms. Don't worry, you won't get fried. The THC concentration of a hemp plant is less than 0.3%. Hemp oil Hemp seed oil contains a lot of linoleic acid (the good fat). It has three times more omega-6 than omega-3. It is also a lot more suitable to grow hemp in the world than olive trees.
These three Haiku were inspired by 
I hope you enjoyed my little Haiku.
The cover picture is an original 
Life is a beech
and I'm stirring some up for dinner
The mushroom song by Steve Savitzky (2007)
Now everybody knows that engineers are lazy slobs
They dress in dirty T-shirts and complain about their jobs
But Management has found a way to make them toe the mark:
You feed them bits of bullshit, and you keep them in the dark!
Because they're
Mushrooms, Mushrooms, keep them in the dark
Mushrooms, Mushrooms, I heard the boss remark
You feed them bits of bullshit til they can't take any more
When they stick their heads up cut them off and
Ship them out the door
An engineer told his manager, `This project is the pits
A stinking crock of horse manure that gives me nausious fits,''
The manager went to his boss and passed the word along
``It's a pot of fertilizer and its smell is awfully strong.''
It comes from...
Mushrooms, Mushrooms, keep them in the dark
Mushrooms, Mushrooms, I heard the boss remark
You feed them bits of bullshit til they can't take any more
When they stick their heads up cut them off and
Ship them out the door
The word it traveled quickly 'til it reached the CEO
The VP told him gladly "This is stuff that makes things grow
It's packaged in ceramic and it's very strong indeed;
I think that you'll agree that it's exactly what we need."
It's made with...
Mushrooms, Mushrooms, keep them in the dark
Mushrooms, Mushrooms, I heard the boss remark
You feed them bits of bullshit til they can't take any more
When they stick their heads up cut them off and
Ship them out the door
The CEO went to the board and said to them, `You know
This substance has the power to make our business grow!''
They had the news that evening on the business TV shows:
``The company is growing and it's smelling like a rose!''
They're growing...
Mushrooms, Mushrooms, keep them in the dark
Mushrooms, Mushrooms, I heard the boss remark
You feed them bits of bullshit til they can't take any more
When they stick their heads up cut them off and
Ship them out the door
The engineer he heard the news and muttered, "It's a crime
How other guys get all the nifty projects all the time
We have a real disaster here that just won't go away
'Cause noone ever listens to a single word we say!
Because we're...
Mushrooms, Mushrooms, keep them in the dark
Mushrooms, Mushrooms, I heard the boss remark
You feed them bits of bullshit til they can't take any more
When they stick their heads up cut them off and
Ship them out the door
We all are...
Mushrooms, Mushrooms, keep them in the dark
Mushrooms, Mushrooms, I heard the boss remark
You feed them bits of bullshit til they can't take any more
When they stick their heads up cut them off and
Ship them out the door