First off, I am a no-good dirty water magic spammer with no skill that came to the game in the recent months. I've been sitting in the shower crying letting the warm water run out until the drops hitting my body are as cold as Alric Stormbringer's soul over the last couple of days.
I may have to get a therapist to talk about the new emotions that come along with the change in starter summoners. To be honest, the therapy fee may just be more than buying him outright, but I still can't feel like a part of me is missing when I sign on to Splinterlands everyday skipping dailies to queue up a water quest.
If there is any consolation prize, I'd like to say hello to the new earth summoner Obsidian, you are a beacon of light for us dirty rotten water magic spammers. So I'd like to formally apply for the new title "No Good for Anything Dirty Rotten Earth Magic Spammer."
As for Alric,
"It's been a long day without you, my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again"
