Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is presidents!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, Hive account@improv.

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

How’s THIS:

Hive account@quinnertronics
Buy-partisan, love it. Do I have your permission to use that?

presidents

As in,
How did president Cleveland get to be president? He won a game of Red Grover, Red Grover.

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!