Pobre corazoncito mio.
Poor stinky lonely pitiful little pump.
Woe is me.
WHOA, Nelly.
I mean... Bambi? Bambi is that you??!! BAMBI??
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Be still my heart!
No, wait, don't be still. I need you to keep thump-bumping for another half dozen decades or more. I got shit ta do.
It's ok, my little beatbox. I know you're still hurting. We're hurting together.
And like a solitary soldier with a broken leg, we'll wander in circles in the desert seeking an oasis but finding only, again and again, the same mirage.
Actually, fuck that shit.
Let's not chase any more mirages, Pumpy. Let's just sit here and wait for the oasis come to us.
Might be a minute...
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YOU ARE THE OASIS!!!!
What? Who said that-- oh. It's you.
NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU BUT YOU
Dude, you can't just stroll in here all omniscient and take over my post with your positive-thoughts-manifest-your-dreams-the-power-comes-from-within bullshit. Not cool.
YOU ARE THE--
Gimme that megaphone, you buoyant little bastard!
LOVE COMES FROM WITHI--
Just-- ugh!---SHUT UP!! Don't-- Stop that! Just.Give.It.To.Me.Bitch. Dammit-- Give me the fucking--OW!!! Did you just bite me you pansophical little weasel??!!
YOU ARE YOUR OWN OASIS! ONLY YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF! YOUR LOVE COMES FROM WITHIN! YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE! YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY! YOU ARE SAFE! YOU ARE... BLEEDING! AUUUGGGHHHH YOU'RE BLEEDING!!! YOU'RE BLEEDING ALL OVER THE CARPET! YOU'RE BLEEDING ON ME! YOU'RE DYING! YOU'RE DYING AND THEY'RE GONNA KNOW IT WAS ME THAT MADE YOU DIE AND ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS MAKE YOU LIVE LIVE LIVE YOUR LIFE TO ITS FULLEST POTENTIAL AND THEN YOU DIE ON ME JUST LIKE THAT YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE MEAT MORTAL SHIT I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE COPS SHOW UP.
This is my entry for the #monomad challenge, held daily in the Black and White Community.
Give it a try.
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L-R: Adult deer, baby deer, some galliform (either chicken or quail) and its neck vertebrae, partial elk sacrum that was chewed by some wild animal.⬇️
All the stuff (pictures, words, dead things, etc.) I put in this post and any of my other posts is mine (unless otherwise stated) and can't be used by anyone else unless I say it's ok. Same goes with ideas. All the cool ideas are mine. Especially the ones I steal. So don't steal them. Who the hell do you think you are, Picasso? I'M the Picasso! Don't make me drag you out into to the [gluten free] wheat field and get all Van Gogh on your ass. Wait. What? Oh, you're into that? Oh, ok. I guess that kinda changes things, huh. Can I get your number, then?
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