Bizarre
The word “Bizarre” originates either from the Basque word “bizar” meaning “beard” or from the Italian word bizzarro. It means odd, queer, eccentric and weird. In the case of the horse the Italians used the word “bizzarro” to describe a frisky (sexualy aroused) horse.
Bizarro
Amazon CEO Lex Luthor was responsible for creating this imperfect clone of Superman. Yes he looks a little like the "normal" Superman but even his costume gives him away. You can see his shield with "U.S." on it and his red hair and queer looking blisters and veins popping out. He is actually a frisky horse.
Bazaar
A bazaar is known as a market place where goods and services are exchanged or sold. Its origins come from the Persian word “bazar” which simply means network of merchants.
There is no mystery here. The markets are queer. Merchants have long beards and race horse are horny. The race horse named “Bizarro” is only five years old but has already won $43,000 in prizemoney.
https://www.racenet.com.au/horse/bizarro
The Bizarre Race
Our Bizarre story just begins here. You know how horses have some bizarre names. We let's go visit the third race of the "Honey Moon is Over Down" racecourse.
Welcome to the third race at The Honeymoon is Over Downs.
They're at the gate-- and they're off.
Jumping out of the lead is ROMANCE & AFFECTION
with DOMESTIC BLISS in close behind.
It's ROMANCE & AFFECTION and DOMESTIC BLISS
Here comes MARRIAGE VOWS followed by IMMEDIATE CHILD.
ROMANCE & AFFECTION falling off quickly.
MORTGAGED UP THE A-- overtaking DOMESTIC BLISS.
And here comes NASTY ATTITUDE
followed by MORE CHILDREN and DRINKING HEAVILY.
Coming down the back stretch
DRINKING HEAVILY moving out in front of
MORTGAGED UP THE A--
Butt coming on strong on the outside is
CREDIT IN SHAMBLES
It's CREDIT IN SHAMBLES followed by
I DON'T GIVE A SHI-
NASTY ATTITUDE and UP YOURS KEEP.
UP YOURS KEEP challenging for a second
going into the clubhouse turn
passing down the rail is
I DON'T GIVE A SHI- taking the lead
followed by THE F---ING HOUSE
YOU COOK LIKE SHI- and I F---ED YOUR BROTHER
Here they come spinning out of the turn
I DON'T GIVE A SHI- still in front
UP YOURS KEEP challenging for the lead
UP YOURS KEEP and I DON'T GIVE A SHI- neck and neck
And down the stretch they come
UP YOURS KEEP pulling away
from I DON'T GIVE A SHI- by a length
Coming on strong is I AM OUTTA HERE
And passing the pack is THE F---ING HOUSE
And at the wire it's...
Can you pick the top four winning horses in order?
Here's all the horses in the race:
ROMANCE & AFFECTION
DOMESTIC BLISS
MARRIAGE VOWS
IMMEDIATE CHILD
MORTGAGED UP THE A--
NASTY ATTITUDE
MORE CHILDREN
DRINKING HEAVILY
CREDIT IN SHAMBLES
I DON'T GIVE A SHI-
UP YOURS KEEP
I DON'T GIVE A SHI-
THE F---ING HOUSE
YOU COOK LIKE SHI-
I F---ED YOUR BROTHER
I AM OUTTA HERE
That's bizarre. I think you might have had a better chance picking this week's winning shitcoins.
It's a pity for anyone who comments on an WOTW post this week becomes disqualified. That is such a social experiment on a bizarre scale. These posts are highly interactive. I guess if you want to comment and you are a WOTW member then just comment on my previous post and say whatever comment you wanted to say here over there.
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