I laughed so hard when I read the opening statement of this post. 😂
I was sort of picturing your facial expression while saying this:

...but make sure you make a lot of it first before saying that nonsense

The issue on money buying love… Well, money can buy love. It is only that it’s a dangerous way of getting love because the possibility of having that person stick by you when things get so bad is quite low because the priority was money, so what happens if you experience a little setback. So people would always want to love and be love for more concrete reasons.