Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is George Carlin! (and I might feature your joke on my Sunday night 7pm PST trivia! Let me know if you’re willing to let me share it! Also, come on by for some trivia!)
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, Hive account@improv.

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

How’s THIS:

Hive account@quinnertronics!
ZOMG. There were a lot of good ones this week, but I have to give it to coral fixation. HA

George Carlin
As in
Why did George Carlin have so many black shirts? He made a big deal about how swhatever he swants, he can swear! ()

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!