Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is foolish laws!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

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How’s THIS:

Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

Hive account@itwithsm! As a dad, I gotta represent. Yesterday my kid said, “I’m on the top of the slide!” and I said, “Hi on the top of the slide, I’m dad.” He’s too young to get it, but that was hilarious.

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Foolish laws
As in
Trampolines are popular in Connecticut, because while they won’t get you out of a jam, they will help you if you’re in a pickle.
https://libguides.ctstatelibrary.org/law/pickle

You need to read the link to even remotely understand why that joke is even possibly funny.

I'm So Good at Puns

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