Come on, Brain. Come. On. Brain! Think of something. Think of anything to write. Don't leave us fingers hanging and hovering over these sticky laptop keys to tap out words we only know by muscle memory; boring old conjunctions and power-stealing fillers like just and so. We need to go BIG! Need to incite last-minute scrambles by the masses to post mutilated selfies on the blockchain. We've got five days left before spooky gives way to marigolds and sugar skulls that melt into the cranberry sauces and pecan pies of a fast approaching holiday season. We need to inspire, Brain. No zombie-ate-me bullshit excuses. Hike up those folds and get to work.
Presenting, Halloween Selfie Challenge, Series 3
Halloween Selfie, starring me, in The Dermatologist's Last Patient Ever
Yours truly in the classic film The Vampire that Nobody Took Seriously
Not me, but a Bloated Space Bunny Prom Queen from Your Latest Bad Acid Trip
Me making the cover for the blockbuster hit Women Talking About Salem
Me, dead, in a past life, on exhibit at the San Diego Museum of Us: The King of Cromagnia's Skull, with Crown
A little side job I picked up for some extra cash: The Haunted Blowup Doll
(don't tell my family)
Filled to the Brim with Ghoulish Glee in my last stage performance in a Ghoulbert and Skullivan play.
This is my third and probably not last entry to my self-imposed Halloween Selfie challenge.
Will you dare accept this challenge?
How to do it:
Step 1: Take a selfie of yourself looking ugly (or scary, or weird).
Step 2: Use an editing app of some kind to make it uglier (or scarier, or weirder).
Step 3: Call it art, because it IS.
Step 4: Post in on Hive and tag me so I don't miss it.
Here are my last two entries:
Time is Running Out
My Best Self
Shoutout to 
CrowTube Channel
Crowstagram
NFT Crowroom
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