A crowded elevator can be hell.
To a midget it has a different smell.
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This is something that is usually true.
If you fart in church, you sit in your own pew.
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If you are fishing in another man’s well.
You might be catching the crabs with no shell.
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People who are glass house dwellers.
Need to change clothes in the cellar.
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Whether you smoke marijuana or not.
If you stand on the toilet, you’re high on pot.
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Don’t be in a hurry to get somewhere.
If you drive like hell you’re bound to get there.
Photo: Pixabay - Artist: Artemtation
Howdy y’all. It’s me, ninong7 aka UJ aka John. Just a short intro about myself. I am a Texan that has retired in the Philippines. I moved to the Philippines with my wife back in May 2010. I am retired from the US Air Force. The music I like is mostly Classic Country and Classic Rock. I guess you could say that I am “Classic”. I play dominoes when I can find someone that will play, I play chess, cribbage, spades, hearts, Empire Builder, Rail Baron, Acquire and a few other games. I like to write poems and stories (although pretty novice) and I love learning about history, just about any history. I’m at home on my computer a lot but if I could afford to, I’d be traveling and documenting my travels to post in my blog. I hope to get to know a lot of you through PeakD and Discord.