Welcome to Punday Monday!
Prize Update!
In addition to a full upvote on each account that makes a pun on the week’s topic, I provide 1 HSBI.
And
We’re now posting in Comedy Open Mic: created/hive-164166, and thanks to 
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is cities.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, 
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 1 HSBI for a win, 5 HBD for the winner from Comedy Open Mic thanks to
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Cities
As in,
Why do cities have such good linebacker statistics? They have a lot of blocks
I'm So Good at Puns
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