When I actually discovered the "comedy open mic", I knew I'd be posting here very often but I just haven't gotten around to getting my shit together (I don't mean it literally, don't be gross). Most of my materials have actually been sporadic and I hardly put them down. I am also a master of dark humor. So people might get offended by them. The ones I do write down are actually those on my newsletter, Gibberish Steve. I would get some of my best and share them for this first post, and also I would start making reaction videos. It is something I have been considering for a while now. I spend a lot of time scouring the internet and more often than not, I come across a lot of funny clips, images, or whatnot, so I think sharing them with you guys would be awesome. Okay so here are some of my best materials of recent times. They are both Puns, witty comments, remarks or thoughts, etc. Rest assured they are guaranteed to make you chuckle at the very least.
LETS GOOOOOOO
My friends always tell me to take my life seriously and do something meaningful, but I always tell them that -
I have so much “Time” in my hands.
literally
FYI, those are actually my hands. One of the silliest things I have done in recent years, loooool.
While writing this, I do remember something now, haha. So yall know Ben Shapiro? The American??!! The conservative??!!! C'mon, try to keep up. I would never understand why people still hold on to their conservative beliefs or identify with them. This time Ben was giving a lecture in a state in the US with loads of flooding and all. When he was asked about the solution he would profer, guess what he said???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Sell your houses...
SELL YOUR FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!!
To fucking whooooooooo, Aquaman??!!
Do you know how weird it is that you didn't actually get a laugh from this? Stand-up comedy is so difficult. You make a joke, nobody laughs, then you start explaining the joke. It's insane. Now I'd hide behind this text though. Before I depart I want you to contemplate the next image for a moment.
WHAT THE ACTUAL F**k??!!!!!! This is unfathomable.
