On the heels of the success of another year for Marvel. The previous Comic Book publishing company, now doomsday experts, have announced their plan to make two comic projects a day by 2025. But, for now, they will settle to making only 20 projects per month. Their CEO was quoted by our reporter, Ambored Alre Ady
We were disappointed to learn that we have humans in these projects and not machines. We hope soon to kill any personal lives these slav..... great people.
The Marvel Universe is looking to extend itself even further by going into more genres. Their plans to have their main characters remain beautiful but also funny remain the same, however. In the article, we will go through some of what Marvel has in store for the world next month:
Marvel What If NOT
In this 89 episode series, Marvel will retell everything exactly as it happened using extra footage and unused shots from their movies. The executives explain their process of creation by saying
We felt that we haven't squeezed enough billions in the first time around, so now we are going to see in case we missed a cent lying here or there.
The Desperate Black Widows
This comedy will follow the lives of 8 ex-S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in their 40s as they search to settle down and get married. Will these 4 women and 4 men find their happiness? Find out in The Desperate Black Widows, the show with enough diversity to not be canceled.
Hulk Management
In this psychological drama, the hulk confronts his PTSD and anger issues caused by constant. almost monthly, attempts to save the world. Watch the Hulk deal with the emotional stress caused by constant hits on the head. As well as his attempts to shape all the loose skin caused by his transformations.
Tha-Goes to School
Watch the childhood days of Thanos in his school days. Can he get the girl of his dreams? Will he succeed in taking on the school bully? And also uncover the mystery of how half the students in the school disappeared.
The Groots of All Evil
In this horror movie, a traumatized child tree now has grown up. Suffering from childhood trauma, the Groot is now a disturbing creature living in the woods. Could people walking into the woods at night survive the wrath of the Groot or will he succeed at sacrificing their souls in a false method to reach inner peace?
Universe' Got Talents
In this reality show, millions of people will showcase their powers in hopes of getting their golden tickets to perform in front of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agency in hopes of joining the avengers and earning 1 million dollars that they will most likely spend on rehab after each mission.
Peter Parker vs Students Debts
In this grit-reality drama movie, Spiderman meets his greatest enemy: Students Debts. In this anti-capitalism drama, Peter Parker will seek to pay his students debts while failing school every year due to him never having time to study for his SATs
Avengers: Dead and Loving it
In this apocalypse series, we will see the return of our favorite characters return to the silver screen. Characters such as Tony Stark, Odion, Hela, Yondo, and Loki will all return in the shape of zombies. Much like what Marvel movies have done for almost 15 years, these zombies will eat your brain away.
In Conclusion
There are a lot of upcoming Marvel projects to look forward to, and even more, projects stuck in between those original projects, and short web marvel series to play as commercials. Projects such as Strong, Independent, Iron Woman. A project that already has a 100% approval rate on Rotten Tomatoes. Also the gay Captain Marvelous, and many more. Stay tuned for more news.
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