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So on Thursday I had a pretty shitty day and I figured that one of the things that could cheer me up was to go see the new Jurassic World movie. I didn't have any expectations on it and just wanted some feel good entertainment which is exactly what it provided me.
Jurassic World Rebirth (7.0/10)
It's very easy to break this movie into to the ground totally and give it a really low score as so many things about it are just stupid. The tone is set early on 17 years ago in a lab where on an island where they did experiments to make hybrid Dinosaurs where the paper from a snickers bar (More product placement as in the previous movies),out of nowhere causes the entire facility on the island to break down and one of the employees to get stuck with the D-Rex hybrid. You just can't make up how stupid this starting stotyline is.
This is followed by the most generic plotlines and characters which the biggest pleb could have written. I don't consider anything about the plot an actual spoiler as it brings nothing to the movie at all. The same ides once again was used that people are bored with regular Dinosaurs and the industry around it breaks down while a big pharmaceutical company needs some blood samples to create a medicine that would solve the main cause of death of people. So a crew is gathered by a corporate money greedy guy and they leave to an island which is forbidden to go to where the lab facility that got compromized used to be.
The entire storyline feels like that of a bad video game where they need to collect 3 samples which allows the movie to have scenes with a big land dinosaur, a water dinosaur and a Flying dinosaur. There is also a family that has nothing to do with it all which tries to provide some comedy (the boyfriend) / cute (the child with the baby dinosaur) content for the movie but it was never at any point funny.
The entire bad guy plotline was also extremely generic and the way too often used the Jurassic Park main theme which felt out of place as this movie kind of ruins the beauty of it from the first movie. I also didn't really liked the direction of these freak 'clones gone wrong' hybrid dinosaurs
Movie Plot:
Five years post-Jurassic World: Dominion (2022), an expedition braves isolated equatorial regions to extract DNA from three massive prehistoric creatures for a groundbreaking medical breakthrough.
However, despite everything bad about this movie, it did provide what I needed and I never was bored at any given moment. I enjoyed the environments along with the dinos and how it was all filmed while none of the characters annoyed me. I also will continue to watch these movies in the cinema for as long as they keep making them as I so far never regretted it.
Conclusion
Jurassic World Rebird for me did exactly what I hoped it would do after a quite shitty day providing me with 2 hours+ of fun in the cinema having a good time. While I would say there are 100+ things or more that are absolutely stupid and ridiculous about this movie, I also enjoyed it for what it was going into it with the right expectations at the right time. As I rate movies on how much I enjoyed it, I can't do anything ales than score it an ok 7.0/10
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|---|---|---|
| #01 | Heretic | 7.8/10 |
| #02 | A Different Man | 6.9/10 |
| #03 | Look Back | 6.9/10 |
| #04 | Caddo Lake | 7.5/10 |
| #05 | Sing Sing | 6.0/10 |
| #06 | Paris, Texas | 9.2/10 |
| #07 | The Greatest Night In Pop | 7.2/10 |
| #08 | Sometimes I Think About Dying | 7.3/10 |
| #09 | Memory Lane | 6.8/10 |
| #10 | Winter In Sokcho | 7.6/10 |
| #11 | On Falling | 6.8/10 |
| #12 | Carry-On | 6.9/10 |
| #13 | The Brutalist | 6.6/10 |
| #14 | Dune Part Two | 6.1/10 |
| #15 | Companion | 7.8/10 |
| #16 | Under The Silver Lake | 7.2/10 |
| #17 | After Life | 7.5/10 |
| #18 | Hit Man | 7.3/10 |
| #19 | The Edge Of Seventeen | 7.3/10 |
| #20 | Anora | 6.6/10 |
| #21 | Mickey 17 | 7.6/10 |
| #22 | Taste Of Cherry | 7.3/10 |
| #23 | My Old Ass | 7.7/10 |
| #24 | Drop | 6.4/10 |
| #25 | A Silent Voice | 7.9/10 |
| #26 | Conclave | 7.0/10 |
| #27 | Fandango | 7.5/10 |
| #28 | Sinners | 7.9/10 |
| #29 | Perfect Blue | 7.0/10 |
| #30 | Challengers | 7.1/10 |
| #31 | Bring Her Back | 7.0/10 |
| #32 | Ghost In The Shell | 7.6/10 |
| #33 | F1: The Movie | 7.7/10 |
| #34 | Jurassic World Rebirth | 7.0/10 |