frens, is it the end? Is crypto winter beginning for real? Have the bulls gone into hibernation to sleep though the winter? Are you panic selling? Let's talk.
The curse of the lettuce hands
The crypto market took a huge hit yesterday and into last night. Shedding over 10% of the entire market cap in just 24 hours doesn't look great. I'm a crypto veteran that has been in the game long enough to be numb. Nothing affects me anymore. I guess you could say I have diamond hands, or I'm so traumatized that I'm dissociated from reality. You be the judge lol. I'm clearly here to have a laugh and not talk about anything serious. I hope you've made it this far into the post and enjoyed my fantastic art above. You may be asking yourself "What does he mean by lettuce hands? Well over on the WallStreetBets subreddit it kinda because a meme. Diamond hands are strong and never sell no matter what. Paper hands are weak and can't hold anything without selling on a dip. Then you have lettuce hands. The people with lettuce hands are weaker than paper hands. You ever held a piece of wet lettuce? That shit just flops around and has no chance of holding anything. So when you panic and sell on the smallest of dips because you're a scared little bitch, you have lettuce hands. Got it? lol
Hey hey heyyyyyy... Hey hey heyyyy.... I've written you a poem to help you cope with your lettuce hands. For you should not panic sell. You should be stronk.
when the market is down
you might want to frown
sink or swim,
you'll probably drown
sell on a whim,
you can barely stand
you sad little bitch,
you have lettuce hands
Did you at least giggle at my sad attempt to make you smile? If so, good. That's the whole purpose of this post. Times are very uncertain. I live on crypto, so you can imagine how stressful it might be for me. That's ok thought because I don't freak out when prices are down. I find a way to buy the dip. For many people, this may be the first dip they have seen. If the market decides it's time to correct, some people may see their first true bear market. A lot of new investors jumped in in 2021 and a lot of them are being shaken out right now.
In order for the market to go up, it must go down. We saw some massive gains in the past year, nothing like we're used to(at least for those of us that were here before 2017). In a bull market, everyone is a genius. Everyone knows that we're going to be rich. Everyone is going to get a lambo. In a bear market, only the stronk survive. Will you be the lettuce handed little bitch or will you stand strong and keep buying? You decide.
Thanks for reading! Much love.
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