Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is herbal remedies
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

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How’s THIS:

Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...

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This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Herbal Remedies
For example:

An herbal remedy walks into her grandma's house, sobbing, and grandma says is this about a boy? Some dandy lion? Let's get to the root of this. I'll kava his head in.

sobbing intensifies *

Ooh, no darling, I was just kidding. I'm all bark. Well, I mean maybe just a little bonking. I will "ow" him. Oh, honey. Spill the ti. Tell your troubles to noni. Why won't you tell me what's going on? Oh, Lena. Does someone you love have a tumor? ick! No? Sorry to make such a wild guess! Oh, the fellow gargles? Not a full gargle? Just a garl? ICK!

I'm So Good at Puns

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Punday Monday 421!