I shat out more of your son today.
The real one.
Gangly messy fucker he is, isn't he?
Stank out the whole house.
Gotta hand it to you. The lengths you went to get me, bravo.
Couldn't just kill me so you tried sticking me with you shitty offspring.
Fun few years ahead of us -- you and me.
I wonder what I'll build ;)