( This video contains spoilers for the free "experience" Pineapple on Pizza on steam. This video and all screenshots are taken from my personal playthrough of this "experience")
I may end up uploading it to youtube at a later date with some editing etc. instead of the raw footage of this meme. I am still undecided. For the memes of course.
Pineapple on Pizza: An Experience on Steam
Pineapple on Pizza despite having 16 achievements on steam is not considered enough of a game to warrant being marked among my games with 100 percent achievements achieved on the platform. This is more of a "cinematic experience" than a game, and offers the user a wide array of imagery and a tastey finale for those who can survive it. And what better place to post such an experience than to the Hive Pizza community.
Not a game, more a Cinematic Experience
The "game" is nowhere to be seen. This is a cinematic meme of epic proportions available on steam. It's a fun lil 5-15 minute playthrough, but I would not go so far as to call it a game. That's why I'm going to start by saying this game is effectively about a 1/5 as far as gameplay, there is only one thing to do that leads to one inevitability with two possible outcomes.
Again, this is not really a game. Not much to review
This complete playthrough even if you strive for achievements ,that won't count towards anything (see above), is not really a gameplay experience. It is more of the equivalent of a school project or top shelf meme, however as a meme it certainly does it's duty. As a game it is horrendous and should never be played beyond it's 20 minute playthrough (or perhaps revisited for meme value ALONE, this is a meme). This meme is really a grade A meme to expose people to once, but is a rather lean game review even as a HIVE post. Why? Pineapple on Pizza.
How many stars is it damnit? What is it even?
As a 20 minute meme experience I would give it about 4 stars, you can get a couple laughs and surprise your friends. The most one can expect from a meme. This is the rating I would rate it as a meme video, If I were rating it as a game I would give it 1 star. You wander around a well constructed landscape and achieve one of two available endings after a time. It takes roughly 20ish minutes to complete the game and get all the achievements, all the achievements can be obtained by walking close to all the villagers. As this is a meme review and not a game review, and a pizza related review at that, it felt like more of a Hive Pizza post and less like a gaming community post (as there is no game to speak of really). TLDR: 1 star trash game, 4 star meme.
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