Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle.
Today I ran 17,131 steps in the cloud wee. Most people would get all wet and pissy when running in the cloud wee, but not mee because I am perfect and magical. And also because I had an umbrella.
Pro Tip: If you have the misfortune of living in a country that has banned umbrellas, try using a small tarp or a large garbage bag. These should both be available at your local Books-A-Million.
Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day!
Lenny
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