Alexa hasn't been as funny this week. Hopefully next week will be better. Here's what I liked:
*I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually, it's more of a wrap.
*I took the shell off my racing snail to make him faster. Now he's more sluggish.
*What were the balloon's last words to his dad?
Watch me, pop!
*Why was the pizza maker terrible at golf?
His whole round was full of slices.
*What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bi son
*Which Star Wars character is surprisingly good at golf?
Jabba the Putt
Ok, that's it for now. Hope you enjoyed them and they made your day just a little better. Follow/Resteem/Upvote if you can!