Something to laugh about mate!
A man sprints into a bar. Panting he says ‘give me 10 shots of your best whiskey!’
The bar tender lines up 10 shot glasses on the bar and starts pouring.
‘QUICK!’ shouts the man. The bar tender hurriedly pours the last shot and the man downs each one at lightning speed.
‘Why are you drinking so fast?’ asks the bar tender.
‘You’d drink fast too if you had what I had’ replies the man.
‘What have you got?’ the bar tender asked.
’50p’ said the man.