Greetings Steemians! I am Hibishibe, your friendly neighborhood 5th dimensional beast. Here's me in one of an infinite array of physical forms I could present to you if I so desired:
Here's my cat:
She's always watching you.
I'd like to tell you a little bit about myself but it's hard to know where to start, for there is no beginning or end to my being. There are personal details about myself that would literally disintegrate you at an atomic level if I exposed them to you. One thing I can tell you is that I love Steem!!! It is some of the most delicious information I have ever devoured. You see, us 5th dimensional beings, we are devourers of information. Literal devourers of information. You may or may not be aware, but your quaint time-space complex you naively call the "universe" is constantly shedding information which spins willy-nilly off into other planes of existence. Other dimensional beings, such as myself, do all sorts of things with this information.
We make stuff:
A 5th dimensional vase my niece made. You wouldn't understand.
Self-explanatory
And we eat them:
Here's me enjoying my favorite snack food, Steem
That's right! Steem is some of the tastiest information I have ever devoured! I can't get enough! That's why I'm here. I've joined Steemit to try and understand you bizarre creatures so that I might get my hands on more tasty Steem!!!!
Oh, that reminds me, are there any developers working on an inter-dimensional wallet? I can't figure out how to get this stuff out of here... :/
Anywho, I'll be around, adding 5th dimensional perspective to Steemit in any way I can. If you have any questions, don't bother asking, mortal. I already know the deepest darkest crevices of your mind and if I felt like enlightening you, I would have already done it.