I have been an idiot for most of my life.
It is highly probable that I have been an idiot for the entirety of my life, but since I can't remember the baby years it'd be arrogant of me to brag about a full, 100% lifelong achievement of idiocy.
They say that bad fails breed good tales.
Add schizophrenia, deportation, alcohol abuse and kleptomania to the whole idiot thing and you get a winning combo of complete fucking-uppery leading to a variety of enchanting tales.
Some memorable adventures of misfortune that I intend to divulge include:
- Accidentally smoking meth for two days then jumping out of a moving car because I thought Indonesian gangsters desired to murder me.
- Spending a week in Korean jail before getting deported.
- Being homeless in Korea and having a pretend Japanese kid as my sidekick.
- Living with a domestically abusive girlfriend.
I'll also dabble in my creativity; short stories, articles and music.
I have a lot to release and a lot to absorb. Heard this is a solid community and look forward to following some intriguing humans. Thanks to 
for introducing me to this community and giving me some tips. Peruse his articles for his interesting take on a variety of topics
for introducing me to this community and giving me some tips. Peruse his articles for his interesting take on a variety of topics