Excellent story. I did not see the plane crash coming, and when it happened, I thought I might be misreading, thinking it was landing. I joined Steemit to collaborate with other writers, hoping we can offer each other some tips, maybe even edit. I use Google Docs and it's easy to share. I would love getting some feedback from you on my work... before I post it here. A second set of eyes is always helpful. For instance, in this story, I would have corrected the name mowee woweee to Maui Wowee--it is named after the island Maui (I live on the Big Island of Hawaii, and Maui is my neighbor). I might have also suggested capitalizing Bonnie and Clyde and Die Hard. Other than that, comma splices and some polish, perhaps substituting the word "whilst" for "while" or "in the process of" or similar phrases. I really enjoyed "handsome sized machete" and the plane looking like an old dog that's been chasing a cat. You clarify, "it looked fucked," which made me laugh. I was curious about the white dwarf at the center of the conspiracy... what was that about? Cocaine or some other white powder? Anyways, if you'd like to colab, hit me up at mushroomjesus@gmail.com