Me and my wife went out for a posh meal the other night. When my wife finished her order I said to the waiter " And can you make sure the Chef gives her extra, someone is eating for two " and winked at my wife.
" brilliant news! " Said the waiter " when is it due? "
" Oh, she's not pregnant " I replied , " She's just a greedy cunt. "
有一天我和我的妻子出门去吃大餐。我妻子点完菜后，我对服务员说：“你能让厨师保证多给她点食物吗？有些人要吃两人份呢。”说着我对妻子眨了眨眼。
“真是个好消息！”服务员说，“预产期是什么时候？”
“噢她没有怀孕，”我回答，“她就是单纯地能吃而已。”