Why did your mom tip the delivery boy? She wanted a pizza dat ass.
LPT Don't order the wrong thing for your wife at subway Oops wrong sub
I saw a zombie wearing Crocs on The Walking Dead and thought to myself ""she totally deserved to die"".
Man died after crushing against a mirror Witnesses said: ""he saw it coming""
In Heaven Me: I can't believe how much stuff the Bible got wrong Gid: You idiots couldn't even get my Giddamn name right
