""I'm dreaming about mashed potatoes"" Oh because Thanksgiving is tomorrow ""No, just a normal mashed potato dream like usual""
How is a moil like a mashgiach? (How is the person who circumcises infants like the person who inspects kosher restaurants?) Their job is to make sure there's no cheese on the meat!
I'm so deep in the friend zone that she sends me nudes for approval before they go out to other guys.
'Cracker' is racist. They should be called Crispy Baked Squares.
Have you heard about Unilevers ice cream It was their magnum opis. (Yes, I know next to no one will get this joke at all)
