Ekaite tells her husband(Akpors) to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. Akpors walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to get some cigarettes. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.
They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, Akpors realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wifes going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
Ekaite is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. Where the hell have you been?" Akpors replies "Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to get it for you. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and...She shouted "You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"
Moral of the story:-
Always tell your wife the truth. She wont believe you anyway.
At least your conscience is clear.