Lent, the time of year Christians give up something near and dear to them for 40 days before Easter begins. Most people give up a favorite food or luxury such as driving. This year a very interesting proposal was suggested, the Pope has been advocating for Christians to give up their faith in Jesus for lent! The Pope was overheard stating at a recent event:
If you really love Jesus, you should give him up for lent. The act of giving up something is what this period each year is all about, what better to give up than Jesus?
Moments later the Pope exited the building and revealed a new flag behind his pope-mobile indicating that he may be converting to Satanism. Eye witnesses report:
He just hopped in his Pope-mobile and unveiled a flag depicting the Pentagram and Baphomet head! We were in such shock and awe my mother almost fainted. If I had known he was going to do this I would not have attended the event! #NotMyPope!