So, in this town, people were organizing a farmer's contest, to see who raised the best cattle, produce, and so on. Many farmers would come showing off their achievements. Then came a very hot woman dressed in a very sexy way, empty handed. The organizer asks her: "Hey miss, nice to see you... But, what do you have to do with this farming contest?" To which she replies: "Well, as it turns out, last year I raised 3000 cocks!"

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