There’s to many justin suns on steemit, so i am calling it ...
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Justin Sun please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Justin Sun please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen an asian person before
Jaws all on the floor like I just burst in the door
And started whooping with all your satoshi’s worse than before
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Jack Ma said... nothing, you idiots!
Nakamoto’s dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Decentralized Jesus
[vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga]
"Justin Sun, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's going on in your company’s boardrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Calvin Ayre to hump an infantile
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, I might let you know who the real satoshi is
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know where Craig Wright’s Keys courier really is
Of course they gonna know what a blockchain really is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got one of them New iPads, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other peoples projects open like rotten cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[EWWW!] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, Power up your steem and there it goes
'Cause I'm Justin Sun, yes I'm the real Justin Sun
All you other Justin Suns are just imitating
So won't the real Justin Sun please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
[DecentJesus]
Craig Wright don't gotta cuss in his ass to sell Bitcoin SV;
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about XRP?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Justin, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Stacey & Max?
Yo Shit, Vitalik better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Lee and Buffet
And hear 'em argue over what bubble will pop first
Little bitch, put me shitcoinz on Coinbase
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to CZ, hee-hee!"
I should download his DEX on BNB
And show the whole world how you gave coins to Decentralized Jesus [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little Steem groups, all you do is annoy me
So TRX has been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's 21 million of real BTC
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
“Buy my shitcoin”, Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the platform and steal it
And whether you like to admit it [ERR] Its just a shitcoin isn’t it
Better than ninety percent of you fakers out can do
Then you wonder how can kids connect these code like Bitconnect did
It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Mia Khalifa
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Justin Sun lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
[HACH] Or in the parking lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
With his shitcoin down and his system bully up
So, will the real Sun please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess there's a Justin Sun in all of us
Fuck it, let's all power up