Hello! And welcome to another Lockdown Saturday!!
Today, I am going to show you how to create the most delicious sourdough bread using bellybutton cheese instead of yeast!
NO! Of course not. It might be lockdown but that would be mental... Wouldn't it? Hmm. Who knows how desperate things will get.
So what do we have this week? Another singular beer. A lonely soul. Damn this lockdown and its impact on my beer gathering.
This beer is a one and no mistake, it's a damn hippy! How dare a hippy enter my house?
And a hippy reeking of Rose, Cardamom and cinnamon?
Topping all that off it has been bourbon barrel-aged. Sounds as if I might be on the pan shitting for Britain after this one.
Maybe I should set up a JustGiving page?
I digress.
Onward, to the hippy beer!
Created by the Weird Beard Brew Co who have a habit of creating individual and unique beers. Which means fucking odd, in case you are wondering.
It's a stout, with all those funny flavours mentioned above. I must admit, I have never tried a beer with Rose in it. Will it taste like a Turkish Delight?
Fuck, I hope not. I was scared of them as a kid.
At least the whole year it has spent in bourbon barrels has to surely help mask the foul Rose flavour. Oh dear, I seem to be convincing myself it will be horrible before I even taste it.
Let's get this shit over with.
Hmm. Well, is a bit challenging to say the least. The bottle is sealed tight with wax.
I mean why? It's fucking solid. Is there a genie in it?
It was a bugger but I eventually got it open. It smells funny. In fact, it reeks of oddness. It's like a fox with an erection wearing only shiny shoes is licking my ear and promising me a good time in its burrow.
No thanks Foxy, Lockdown hasn't been going on quite long enough for that.
Oh for fuck sake. This is like a joke beer. It's shit. Really horrible sickly sweet and piss bitter with an oily texture to it like prison wine fermented in a tramp's shoe.
Ugh. This one is going down the sink. 0/10 booms!!
I mean how can I give it more? It looked shit. The bottle was almost impossible to get into. It tasted shit and there was no sign of barrel aging anything.
Ah well. Onto the Carlsberg...
Joking! I have other real beers of quality!
Have a good weekend everyone and stay safe!
