Mango. It seems like everything is bloody Mango these days, I fully expect to be wearing them on my feet soon.
Anyway, the Mango of this week is the beer. Two fine Mango beers, two!! As the Spanish would say... Comiendo mierda es tu Vida!
You gotta love the Spanish and their wise ways.
So back to the coal face. Saturday night and I am ready to stick all manner of alcoholic Mango gubbins down my neck. Both of them claim to be the best but let's see who wins the battle of the Mango beers!!!
It takes twooo baby, two to Mango apparently. Well, let me be the judge of that.
The can quite frankly hurts my eyes. The yellow is too pale against the white background. It's like a fried egg made of shiny metal. It's annoying me.
Here's hoping the contents don't
In the glass with you.
Well look at that. It's a pretty pale golden filly, without a doubt. Perhaps it should be wearing a skirt and calling me ma'am!!
To the tasting pretty golden lady!
That was a trifle disappointing. The first millisecond was a hint of great things and then it was just flat insipid beer. Oh dear oh dear, not a good start, Mr Two balls to tango mango.
5/10 booms!! And perhaps it was only the fact that it's near Christmas that makes me so charitable.
What next.
A beer that claims to have a million grams of Mango per litre. Well, not a million, maybe a hundred. Still, at least the bottle doesn't offend me.
It's a snazzy name. Here's hoping for a snazzy dance of Mango goodness on the tongue!!
Hot flaming mangoes!! It looks like the sun in a glass! How does it do that!!!
Does this mean I am Icarus? Will I fly too close to it and get burned?!?
Only one way to find out!
Ding-a-ding-dang a fling-a-flang-a-mango!! This is awesome. It is, it's so sour and yet so beery and even yet, so bloody Mango'y it nearly knocks your socks right off!
It has put the devil in me. I feel alive! Is this what bought Frankenstein to life? It's electric, I think it is the elixir of life itself. This can get no less than 9/10 booms, I am very tempted to give it the big ten! Should I? I have been throwing them around like confetti these days.
It's a hot mango stogie of a beer. In a good way!
I am off to drink more of this and ponder the very nature of existence whilst getting pished!
Cheers everyone!