Be on the lookout for this girl and her friend. They are hanging out around the Wal-Mart parking lot. When you are putting your groceries away they ask you for a ride to McDonald's. They are very convincing and very hot! Once in your car this one takes her clothes off and starts climbing all over you,while she keeps you busy, the other one takes your wallet.
I've had my wallet taken by them on the 7th,8th, 10th and twice yesterday, probably two more times tomorrow. Wal-Mart has wallets for $2.99, but I found some at the dollar store for .99¢ so I bought all they had. These two sirens not only take your wallet, but you never even make it to McDonald's so I've already lost 11 pounds! keep a lookout for them ( I find lunch time and around 5:30 the best times)
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